joner

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area

dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.

joner by J October 20, 2004

mike jones 

Texas rapper who freestyles consists of him asking "Who, Mike Jones", his album "Who is Mike Jones" comin soon (which I still haven't seen in stores since he said it in the summer of '03)
and his phone number (like you are going to call him anyways).

" My album who is mike jones comin soon, my album who is mike jone comin soon" Be more specific with a date

mike jones by Yo mom August 18, 2004

Andruw Jones

A once premier center fielder for the Atlanta Braves, who has won many gold gloves and hit many home runs, but NOW SUCKS ASS FOR THE DODGERS even though he is one of their highest paid players.

"Hey! Now Andruw Jones is hitting even worse than Derek Lowe and Brad Penny!"

Andruw Jones by q_mac75 August 20, 2008

Tom Jones Jr 

Just a little bit hungry (see "Tom Jones")

I ate something for lunch. I am just Tom Jones Jr. right now.

Tom Jones Jr by Terpits August 11, 2007

Mrs.Jones Special

A blowjob given by a married woman, who is not your wife.

Can I come over for a Mrs.Jones special, or is your husband home?

Mrs.Jones Special by The#1Milf October 9, 2008

Randy Jones 

{verb, adjective, noun} the act of being high and taking part in activities, the means to get high, smoking, or the marijuana itself.

"Hey can I just get a 20 sack of Randy Jones?"

"This afternoon we're going to do some Randy Jones yoga."

"Let's Randy Jones at my house before class today."

"Last night I ate a box of cookies and Randy Jones-ed Kindergarten Cop."

Randy Jones by thegoodlife1172 February 24, 2009

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House. 

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker

Taco Night at James Earl Jones House. by FRICKO MODE September 6, 2021