monkey-hole

Rectum. (Damn near killed 'em!)

No one should ever have a dildo the size of a zucchini crammed into her monkey-hole.

by quonsar the magnificent November 9, 2003

hole hunter

One who has no regard for their sexual orientation, and therefore seeks any available 'hole'

"That dude was coming on to you!"

"Yeh, he's definately a hole hunter!"

by Aaron_B February 27, 2008

swine hole

A pig's asshole.....

Shut the hell up you swine hole!

by eclipseyourmind June 11, 2005

doughnut hole

a spherical ball of dough that generally tastes very yummy. though it is neither a doughnut nor a hole, it is, in our opinion, the yummiest of all breakfast foods. fat kid paradise if you will. that you should definately go to the store and spend $3 for a box of.

BOB: dude lets go to the store and buy some doughnut holes.

FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..

BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!

by the doughnut man, who are you? April 3, 2009

Mormon hole

Any hole, crack, fold, or flap on a woman's body other than her vagina. Since premarital sex is forbidden for Joseph Smith sycophants, they will often use the rationalization that only penis + vagina = sex, and anything else is fair game.

Betty didn't want to upset Baby Jesus, so she would only let her boyfriend put his penis a Mormon hole -- he liked her mouth and armpit best.

by Dharma Midget May 8, 2017

Tuppy Hole

Pussy

Really nice pussy

by BAB September 10, 2003

spaz hole

vagina, gash, slit, spam purse, snatch, jizz bucket, etc...

heh-heh. spaz hole.

by Jack Lumber January 11, 2004