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Any hole, crack, fold, or flap on a woman's body other than her vagina. Since premarital sex is forbidden for Joseph Smith sycophants, they will often use the rationalization that only penis + vagina = sex, and anything else is fair game.
Betty didn't want to upset Baby Jesus, so she would only let her boyfriend put his penis a Mormon hole -- he liked her mouth and armpit best.
by Dharma Midget May 08, 2017
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a.) It's the gayest thing

b.) Any hole found on the surface of Glenn Beck
I'm sick of the words that come out of Glenn Beck's Mormon Hole
by Shamusmcknaly January 15, 2011
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