Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro 

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro is a Rochester, NY lawyer well known for his outrageous advertising. His tag line is "I may be an SOB, but I'm your SOB." In his advertisings he angrily smashed his fist into his open hand, making the motion of a hammer. He admits that while he "cannot rip the hearts out of those who hurt you. I cannot hand you their severed heads. But I can hunt them down and settle the score."

Shapiro no longer advertises in Rochester. The community found out that he lives in Florida and has not tried a case in NY, or even lived in NY, for over 10 years.

Shapiro was sanctioned with a $1.9 million verdict for legal malpractice for a case where he settled a case for $65,000 without ever meeting with the client whose injuries from a car crash exceeded that settlement.

For an example of some of Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro's advertising Google him.

Jim 'The Hammer' Shapiro by Anti-Ambulance Chaser May 11, 2006

gash hammer 

Gash Hammer (n)

A tool of the mans arsenal. Often used for nailing or hammering a gash.

The man had a large gash hammer. I was frightened...

gash hammer by Sam Feekins October 2, 2006

Fanny Hammer 

A vibrator or dildo. So called as women can thrust it in and out of themselves with high speeds, hammering their vagina.

'Can you pick me up some AA batteries when you next go to the shop John, my fanny hammer's dead.'

Fanny Hammer by Randy Rob October 25, 2008

drop the hammer 

To perform an action without restraint...usually as a last resort.

That's it! I've tried to play nice with you, now you've given me no choice! It's time to drop the hammer!

drop the hammer by Kurogane7 November 25, 2010

Alaskan jack hammer 

When a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.

Sarah Palin loves the alaskan jack hammer

Alaskan jack hammer by big nasty sucka January 17, 2009

gundam hammer 

Gundam Hammer - A weapon in "Gundam." A chain with a rocket-powered spiked ball on the end. Yoshiyuki Tomino, the creator of "Gundam," insisted that "Gundam" was not just a giant robot anime, but a realistic show about war and humanity. Gundam Hammer was introduced, and critics said it wasn't very realistic. Tomino responded by saying that "Gundam" is only a giant robot anime after all.

well, a string on that suppposed REAL space ship's just another gundam hammer!

gundam hammer by Your August 11, 2003

sausage hammer 

The act of slamming a penis onto the top of someone's head. Not to be confused with a cock slap, a sausage hammer relies on downward motion (as opposed to the side to side). Very effective when used to shock or surprise someone, very degrading when used during fellatio.

Mike typically gave Matt a sausage hammer in the locker-room every day prior to track
practice.

Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.

sausage hammer by Steve Roberts III April 23, 2006