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Comma

The male version of a period, but a little less intense, hence, the comma. See also IMS (irritable male syndrome) a monthly male cycle that occurs in some males in either a chemical cycle or a sympathy PMS.
"I think I just started my comma," Randy said, "I've been so irritable lately."
by Thetequiladiaries January 24, 2015
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10 Commandments

1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4.

2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.

3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.

4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.

5- Thou shall not grill.

6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.

7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.

8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.

9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.

10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.
Don't forget to blindly follow any and all doctrines or manifests that your parents tell you to, especially the 10 commandments.
by Mud0Day October 13, 2020
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Master Wing Commander

a man (or women) who has mastered the art of being a wingman
"Hey what do you think of that girl over there?"
"hmmm...she likes slow jazz and walks on the beach....oh! and she has a cat named jeff"
"How do you know that just from looking at her?"
"Dude i am a master wing commander!"
by Oneliners June 30, 2009
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Commander Cain

One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.
You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?
by Blaze March 5, 2004
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comestibate

v. to perform a blowjob, to perform fellatio.

Etymology: Conflation of comestible, meaning something eaten, and masturbate.
Your mom comestibated me last night, but she didn't swallow.
by insert_name_here December 28, 2007
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Commander John

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?
by KoDeCKS April 2, 2009
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Commafreak

A person, that feels the need, to, place an unusual amount, of commas in a sentence, in an attempt to clarify its, structure.
"However, despite the previously established fact, it can be concluded that, although there is no real evidence, it is not clear as to whether it is, or isn't so."

Aya: Kees you're such a commafreak!
by KP91 April 17, 2011
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