classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016

Lil broken classic

El acto de abandonar/vender y/o dejar tirado a un/unos compañeros El DÍA ANTERIOR a un evento importante
(Si no es el día anterior no se puede considerar Lil broken classic)

Me han hecho la Lil broken classic y mañana es la fcs, estoy jodido

by uwu123 March 20, 2020

Classic bear trap

A deception or misunderstanding that results in a classic rookie/ basic error that is typically made by an individual with a rudimentary understanding of a given task or activity. The individual is tricked by and falls into the ‘classic bear trap’, being deceived into making this error thinking that it will be beneficial for them, but instead results in negative effects on the individual making the mistake.

A ‘classic bear trap’ is in effect the cause of a common rookie mistake.

Example 1: A guy is getting back with his ex for the third time even though she cheated on him twice. The act of her making herself available to him and pretending she wants only him is a classic bear trap for the guy, as he is deceived into thinking she still loves him and won’t sleep with other men.

Example 2: A straight male in Nana Plaza, Thailand, paying an attractive bargirl - who appears female - for sex. This is a classic bear trap as the straight male expects the bargirl to be female, when they are in fact a ladyboy, and thus may end up being pegged which does not typically align with a straight males sexual preferences.

by Elbrox June 3, 2024

Classic Sonic

A small, light blue, round hedgehog that has the ability to run at the speed of sound and is known as the mascot of Sega. He's also a pretty cute boy, never failing to make someone go aww. Classic Sonic is probably the bean of the Sonics, having lots of cute fanart. People don't mind him being muted, as he will still be called adorable. I adore him so much.

Person 1: "Hey who's that hedgehog over there?"
Person 2: "That's the well-known Classic Sonic!"
Person 1: "Aww, he looks cute!"

by Lex_the_Something July 8, 2020

southern classic

A threesome with a mother and daughter

I'd like to run a southern classic on that hoss's wife and daughter

by Hossboss69 February 14, 2023

Classical

Black people ought to do with classical, opera, and country music what white people did with jazz/the blues/rock/r&b/rap. Steal a genre of music, tell everyone they're doing it to promote interest in the genre of music among black audiences, then take credit for any popularity that comes from it.

Black people should fuck up classical/opera/country music just like white people did with the blues.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

yabean classic

a reference you use when you are losing brain cells or going apeshit over a valorant game.

Dude #1: "Dude, that guy is spending all of his life savings on Valorant just to rage 24/7."
Dude #2: "Damn, that's a yabean classic."

by therealpeely April 30, 2023