santa clause

when you shit in a sock and slap someone in the face with it.

Gent 1:Aye chap, why you always have to wail on me. I'd much rather prefer a santa clause.
Gent 2:Righto

by shib January 25, 2005

santa clausification

To paint a glowing and praiseworthy picture of a somewhat well know, but assumed to be great and wholesome individual. Martin Luther King, Jr. has be 'santa clausified' by the white American public.

The santa clausification of Santa Claus will end when the frozen human heads are found in his basement or the animal porn collection is unearthed.

by Ian (St.) R. April 11, 2008

busting clams

To have sex with one or more virgin girls.

I was bored, so I went out busting clams.

by Jon Ace October 14, 2007

no cause i

a nervous or subconsious response to an accusation or question.
used among teens and young adults in new york.

person1: why did you do <action>?
person2: no cause i <explanation>.

by Biskatti March 2, 2009

Probable Cause

A Reno rock-n-roll blues band prevalent in the late 80's and through the 90's that was known to "tear it up" all over town.

Chick 1 "Hey, wanna go to Easy Street tonight?"

Chick 2 "Sure, I heard Probable Cause is playing!"

by jesuschrysler August 23, 2009

Clamshell

A $100 bill. Named this way as a derivation of "C Note". "C" being the roman numeral for 100.

I paid 2 clamshells for those shoes.

by ekks September 24, 2010

jimmy clausen

best ND QB since Ron Pawlus.
Also see: 1.'wow, I bruise easy when a 300lb Michigan lineman plants me like a flower bulb', 2.'football sure is fast when you are not playing in the smallest division against weak opponents', 3. 'Please Charlie, that hurts, could I put my pants back on?'

"Hey, is that Ron Pawlus? oh, never mind it's just Rick Mirer or is that Jimmy Clausen. They all eventually look the same"

by M. LoVecchio November 8, 2008