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monkey button

slang for poopcutter or asshole.
My girlfriend loves it when I stick it up her monkey button.
by hotkarl December 13, 2003
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push the button

The act of doing a dull, repetitious job of seemingly little importance; often by being the human component in a technological or mechanical process.
All I did at work today was push the button.

I'm doing the same thing I do every night, honey: pushing the button.

If I don't push the button every 108 minutes the world will end, or whatever.
by meansparty August 29, 2010
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The bouncy flashy taskbar button feature

A 'feature' of Windows XP and a type of Disobedient Computer Syndrome.

You can see a perfect example of this if you set the taskbar to autohide, and have say MSN Messenger running (and have disabled 'display alerts when a new message is recieved')

Whenever a new message comes in, the taskbar button for it will flash (or at least remain highlighted) until you click on it. As well, the taskbar itself will pop-up and you cannot get it to autohide until that button stops flashing (ie, you click on it to see what it is).

A *very* annoying feature as you might have several windows and programs running at once and may be focused on something which having to respond to a message (and seeing that bloddy button flashing like some attention craving person that refuses to wait for you and/or cannot understand that you're also doing other things and/or talking to other people) will break your concentration. Having busy or away mode will not stop this feature.

Pop-up's on websites and other windows demanding attention will also do it.

There is no apparent way to turn this feature off, making it one of the most aggrivating features in Windows XP.
A user is working in photoshop or watching a DVD with MSN set to away or busy when one of his contacts keeps messaging him, causing this wonderfull feature to distract him.

User: Hmmmm, looks like someone wants me to block him.
by Guest March 9, 2005
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Asian on the Button

Being very aggressive, almost stupidly so. Named after being "on the button" in poker where you can play almost any cards since you have position.
"That guy dates women like an Asian on the button!"
by DougCo June 10, 2008
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belly-button cum

belly-button cum is the pool of semen that collects in a guy's belly-button after he jacks off his morning wood and paints the wall -- the last of his cumshot dribbles out of his dick and flows into his belly-button.
Oh fuck -- I took care of my morning wood, but I got cum everywhere! -- on the wall behind me, in my hair, on my face, in my mouth, on my neck, tits, stomach, and even had a pool of belly-button cum.
by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020
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Pussy button

Another word for "clitoris". Gets a girl to do whatever you want her to do. Otherwise known as a "fun button".
Guy 1: "How do I turn her on?"
Guy 2: "Just play with her pussy button bro!"

or

"She has a nice pussy button. It's f*cking huge!"
by fuckmehard;) December 29, 2011
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pressing down on the button

Is when you hold your dick while carrying on an otherwise normal conversation with another individual.
The whole time he was on the phone with her he was pressing down on the button.
by scudhero April 30, 2014
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