bullshit artist

1) Someone with a talent for convincing lies
2) Someone who lies/boasts incessantly, usually to comedic effect, intentional or accidental
3) wordsmith

"I swear, tomorrow, I will wear a matador costume"

by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004

bully

Someone who is completely insecure about their own physical appearance or mental abilities. A bully can be a friend of many years, someone you don't even know though they are often spurred by jealousy they will isolate, ignore, tease, make fun of and ultimately mentally or physically abuse you. Can often be so subtle that other people don't even notice so you once again come out in the bad light. Bullies usually are not to be worried about but can often put a huge amount of stress and anxiety on a person. More so hurtful if they are a close friend. Don't worry though, bullies often end up lonely and without friends, you are strong ignore them :)

number1: "look that girl is talkin about her best friend behind her back"
number2: "geees she's such a freakin bully!"

by cmd12 January 22, 2010

bullgoon

A big burly, beefed-out surly meathead type. Best typified by powerlifters, strongmen, and cops who're near to bustin' their shirt-collars with their throbbing neckveins.

"Nebraska's football offensive line is chockfull of some total bullgoons"

"Man, I wouldn't want to get on that bullgoon cop's badside. He looks like he could snap me in half with no trouble!"

by Bullneck December 14, 2008

Bullshit fondue

The ability to "dip" into a conversation that has no real direction or set topic.

Tony can fit into any group. It doesn't matter what they're talking about. He's definately a master in the art of Bullshit Fondue

by Quazi Evil Zhurdan September 28, 2009

bulime cuisine

A fancy way of expressing the act of throwing up after eating

Colby: Man did you just see Mary nail that entire pizza before, that girl can eat! How is she not the size of a house?

Jason: Smell her breath. She just had a side of bulime cuisine

by Tonado March 17, 2015

Gore Bulb

An odd funny looking person that runs on less energy but thinks he is just as bright as a normal person. He also seems to somehow cost you more time or money.

I work with this noob that drones on and on with his mindless drivel taking up all my time. He's such a gore bulb.

by CapnRon July 7, 2009

chowder bullets

Another word used to describe semen.

Craig: Hey Bob, how's your chowder bullets?
Bob: My what???
Craig: Your chowder bullets.
Bob: What are chowder bullets?
Craig: I don't know but they're all over your back.

by Juan Nutt April 1, 2011