bollock

Joanne Pryce

ha bollock

by a palmer December 17, 2003

b-roll

1. The generic, vaguely Japanese sushi roll in your grocer's fresh foods section.

2. Any nondescript sushi roll.

Dave: I good, I had sushi for lunch.

Ross: Did you go to Kubo?

Dave: Nah, I just got some b-roll from Whole Foods.

by Amor y Paz February 4, 2010

Bollock Board

A small piece of card (maybe from a cereal box) or other similar slim item (i phone?) placed between the testicles of two lucky men giving an even luckier woman some double trouble. The board is for the less adventurous or shy man who doesn't want his balls slapping against his mates and prevents 'skin to skin' or 'bollock to bollock' contact. Could even prevent premature ejaculation for the more adventurous who enjoy said skin contact.

Rodney always dreamed of a threesome with the neighbors, but as a shy man worried about his balls making contact with Colins. Simply drawing round his testicles on an old Weetabix box and cutting out the shape gave him the perfect made to measure Bollock Board.

by The Testicle Team October 31, 2011

James Bolland

An absolute well nice beast of a man with a huge dick.

Woah dude do you see him?!

Yeah I know, he's a right James Bolland

by Your dads grandads mum June 26, 2016

Brolly

slang term for gold bond directly referencing the hippie term for MDMA, "molly". brolly is extremely addictive and almost necessary at shows and festivals to prevent chafage and crotch-rot. also see: brolecule

gogurt got so rolled on brolly last night at string cheese he totally touched his touchicle in front of the entire drum circle.

by go-gurt August 15, 2007

bollocks

balls
an insult, irish phrase

1)ah you fucking bollocks
2)look at the size of his bollocks

by ruairi savage September 6, 2008

brollic

An over exaggerated sense of a noun and/or situation.
Usually describing someone who has very big muscles.

This traffic jam is maaad brollic.

Look at that dude benching 350. He's brollic as fuck.

With my new raise, my paychecks gonna be brollic everyweek

by H-K September 30, 2008