Chef Boyardee

When a guy opens a can of spaghetti and dumps it in the girls ass then proceeds to fuck it while putting meat balls in her vagina.

Last night I opened a can of Chef Boyardee on her ass.

by Furry Frank May 9, 2018

Boarding the Millennium Falcon

noun, adjective
–verb (used without object)


Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.

"Jim, I totally Boarded the Millennium Falcon last night...now Sally won't return my phone calls."

"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."

by IraPKP November 3, 2008

Boarder Control

People who are racist toward mexicans and thearten to take green cards, call immagration, ect

white boy: hey you mexican go back to class or ima burn your green card.
black kid: be quiet yo you sound like Boarder Control

by Khaoz Dawson April 16, 2010

Bitch Board

A term used for a FORUM of a BBS that was used to argue amongst other members. Sometimes refered to as a "War Board", the forum encouraged strong opinions and disputes for whatever one had on their mind.

Last night when I was on Back Bay's BBS, I started a hugh feud with Warlord666 on the Bitch Board.

by Noel Riggs August 19, 2006

k-mart board

Cheap-ass $10 skateboards from k-mart that are junk and break easily. Every skate poser in the world owns one.

Skate poser: Hey check out my board!
Skater: What brand is it?
Poser: I don't know.
Skater: is it a k-mart board?
Poser: Yeah.
Skater: Fag..

by Chrono68 July 9, 2007

Portuguese Water Board

A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!

Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!

by cjs dirty mind January 23, 2011

patd boardies

A kind of alien. They have the power to suck the heterosexuality of out of every single molecular being only by touching it. Their allies are the Zetas and the Homosexual community. Their worst enemies are the FOBR boardies, also known as 'These fucking Motherfuckers'. The lower class of P!ATD Boardies can be mainly found over the Panic at the Disco Message Boards. It is important to notice that the lower class still praise the band and want to implant their progeny into the band members' belly. The upper (and smarter) class of this tribe can be found on both the Non-Panic section of the Boards and the P!ATD Boardies’ LJ community (please notice that they still use the punctuation since they consider it to be the greatest member of the group, along with Jon Jesus Walker). They usually dislike the band and would certainly use them as toilet paper supports and plastic bottle catchers, if only they weren't so fragile. Not so long ago, the Upper class was troubled because of a great conflict, known as the Great Fierce War. They ended up burning their Ruler and Dictator, Znoby the Master Chief and prohibiting the use of the 'F' word.

Overall, the Panic Boardies praise every single gay man.
Their favourite activities consist of making fun of Tokio Hotel, spamming with animu and menstruating.

boardie@lj: there's drama on our motherland involving z*nobbs
1337 patd boardies: who gives a shit?

by tralalalalala January 12, 2009