Inordinate and often incapacitating swelling of the male genitals, due to a build up of seminal fluid. Generally experienced after prolonged periods of enforced celibcy, combined with an inability for self-relief. Opposite of {raisin balls.
by Lanky August 15, 2003
Get the Scrot Bloat mug.the act of lying in a bath with a perspex sheet covering the top, while assailants defecate onto the transparent surface rubbing the foeces around with bare buttocks.
by mr bo March 27, 2009
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An extremely attractive woman who has little to no brains or substance. Her body is merely a vessel for having sex.
That girl I banged last night was a total sex boat, she probably thinks Ill actually call her when im not drunk.
by yungsilkk September 14, 2011
Get the Sex Boat mug.Bloat means to eat or can be used as a noun, in the describing of any kind of food.
Derived from the word "bloated", which is, of course, the feeling that one gets once they've consumed a large amount of food.
Derived from the word "bloated", which is, of course, the feeling that one gets once they've consumed a large amount of food.
"Yeah, bro...I just woke up from my nap. I'm gonna go grab some bloat and head over there."
"I'm so hungry. I gonna go get some bloat at Taco Bell."
"I'm so hungry. I gonna go get some bloat at Taco Bell."
by Chaseburgala November 1, 2009
Get the Bloat mug.A North American WASP male who is usually over 35, has money to burn and owns a boat. You can tell him by his delightful pleated khakis, collared golf shirt and casual penny loafers or slightly worn dockers shoes. A Boat Dad is often found on or near a wharf, dock, boat or bar overlooking a harbor. He doesn't necessarily have to be a real father and usually is eager to buy strong drinks for much younger women.
Oh my god Debby, did you see that Boat Dad all the way to the right of the bar? He totally tried to buy me a cosmo. What a creep!
by Boat Dad August 10, 2009
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"Don't do that here, the place is crawling with Night Boat"
"Night Boat, the crime fighting boat!"
"Oh man, you got Night Boated"
"Don't do that here, the place is crawling with Night Boat"
"Night Boat, the crime fighting boat!"
"Oh man, you got Night Boated"
by Andrew Hadden March 30, 2009
Get the Night Boat mug.When a person shits on on top of a glass table, while someone under neath masturbates to it. like as you would watch fish in a real glass bottom boat.
by systemcontrol January 18, 2010
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