suit thinking

When upper management (the type of person who wears a suit to work) makes bad decisions or stupid decisions that only makes sense to other people in upper management.
Employee One: some of this stuff doesn't make sense, they send requisitions through two departments to get procurements for a third. What kind of thinking is that?

Employee two: That's suit thinking
by Regular Guy 0009 August 30, 2023
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california suit

Jeans and a t-shirt, with a blazer
CaliGuy1: Oh it looks like I have to dress up for this event.
CaliGuy2: Just wear a California Suit, throw a blazer on whatever you're wearing.
by Matt_Tress August 28, 2017
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bridle suite

A wedding-day room where da groom physically and emotionally prepares himself for his future life of being "harnessed" wif a monthly-menstrual-period-suffering spouse, and quite possibly "saddled" wif one or more anxiety-and-expenses-creating ankle-biters sometime fairly soon, as well.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd comedy "Hot Water", Harold admonishes his soon-to-be-"hitched" buddy who's on his way to his "bridle suite" --- "Why should you want to give up your simple uncomplicated life of a happy care-free bachelor?!" He then goes on to protestingly vow dat **he himself** will never "fall for a pair of soft-boiled eyes" --- that is, of course, till merely a few moments later when he accidentally bumps into and knocks over da sweet-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into HER huge clear blinky "soft-boiled eyes" and he's smitten! :P :P :P
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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flower design hoco suit

A bold statement from an even bolder young man. He picks the unique suit to impress the young ladies and this risky decision proves successful when he wakes up and discovers he has every woman (and man) he’s ever wanted and dreamed off
How do you get woman?
Wear the flower design hoco suit!!!
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 19, 2024
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Irish 3 piece suit

A classic navy blazer, white dress shirt, and khakis.
I can wear my Irish 3 piece suit to grad party’s, funerals, formals, or court.
by John Fron May 10, 2024
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Swimmy suit

swimmy Suit
A slang term for a condom.

Girlfriend: Don’t forget to put on a swimmy suit.

Boyfriend: But I don’t like wearing swimmy suits!
Gotta buy a swimmy suit for my jimmy.
by Igy May 14, 2022
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Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.
Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.
by Sammy Summers January 07, 2020
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