Spleeting

When you aggressively masturbate so hard that finish so hard your tip starts to hurt and you buss a huge load and you go and piss and cum is mixed with your piss

I spleeting so hard that I was squealing

by Sussy boi December 7, 2024

Spleeting

When you bust a nut so hard that your tip starts to hurt and you go and take a piss and your come is mixed with your piss
Can be used during sex

I was Spleeting so hard last night after the strip club

by Skibiti Ohio rizz gyatt December 7, 2024

Shooting Reds

When you jerk off so much that you ejaculate blood, usually after you shoot blanks and keep going

“ I broke my record for the amount of times I could jerk off in a day, I started shooting reds”

by Goobadox December 22, 2024

Slotting

"Slotting" refers to the phenomenon where a professional athlete or gamer experiences a sudden and inexplicable loss of all skill, often without any apparent cause. The term originates from the abbreviation "SLOT," which stands for "Sudden Loss of Talent" a phrase that was originally used by Ralf Schumacher.

Player 1: "What the fuck are you doing man, those shots should have landed!!"
Player 2: "Sorry man im slotting hard"

by barsch07 January 21, 2025

Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025

splitting the G

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers

“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”

by rasta badmon February 9, 2025

Plooting

Plooting - to attempt to bottom during gay sex and fail due to the inability to relax the inner rectum sphincter, resulting in pain and tears.

"I attempted to take Gary at the bathhouse, but his horsecock had me plooting out in seconds."

"She said she was game to go anal but the bitch plooted on me"

by Plootarch March 7, 2025