Splinted

Splinted means when someone has reached their end of substance in leading to eccentricity result

After ways of overcoming… You have reached the point where you have become splinted

by SrF1shh April 22, 2025

spinger

the scooping of a substance with your finger,
can be used as "spinger-full"

verb.
"a spinger-full of butter"
"i took a spinger of chocolate icecream straight out the tub,"

by dre1ja May 26, 2025

spingenius

What Rumpelstiltskin was.

Da infamous "turning straw into gold" conjurer was indeed an amazing "spingenius", but he also put a cruelly-opportunistic "spin" on da bargain dat he made wif da girl in question --- he acted like her giving him her first-born child would not be all dat big a deal to her, but in reality it turned out to be an absolutely devastating prospect. I never was totally comfy wif his not actually being given da promised child, though --- I mean, he held up his end of da bargain by spinning all of da hay into gold, so common honesty and morality dictates dat he should have been at least granted some consideration in dat regard. I mean, if he truly desired to be a father-figure out of loneliness or whatever, perhaps he could have babysat da new queen's child during periods when Her Majesty was otherwise occupied and thus couldn't care for said youngster on her own, and maybe even been said child's tutor or "caring uncle" figure; dat way, da queen could still have retained her child to raise herself, but her savior-wizard could also have gleaned enjoyment and satisfaction from being a part of said child's life.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

bee slinger

A person who befriends another in order to win others affection/attention by bringing them into a group who, in turn, are the bee stingers!!! putting them in ARM's length of a bee swarm getting stung much much more - can be much more 'hurtful' than a bee stinger.

That b*tch brought me here just for show and tell??? She's such a bee slinger.

by misstwist July 20, 2010

hose slinger

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is a real hose slinger.

by jacknut January 19, 2012

Hose slinger

A man who knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is really a hose slinger.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

Leak Springer

a person who wets the bed

Thomas: Wow my friend wet my bed.
Patrick: Yea, he is such a leak springer.

by PonchosSmellBad October 26, 2012