Mini Cooper

Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.

I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.

by LynnyO September 25, 2020

mini ass attack

When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting

-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)

by lbjwashed October 14, 2020

mini wee

a dwarf/little person taking a piss

Yo, I saw this guy in the bathroom, I never thought I'd see a mini wee, but I saw it dude, I saw it.

by 343N October 28, 2020

mini mara

a small person and its an alliteration so its even funnier!

yo thats mini mara!!!

by jas567 October 29, 2020

Mini skittles

A bunch of midgets at a gay parade

Did I just saw a shit ton of mini skittles

by Communism457 November 12, 2020

Mini Skittles

A ground of 6 or more midgets at a gay pride parade

Bro chad I just saw a shit ton of mini skittles

by Communism457 November 12, 2020

Mini Dave

A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.

Mini Dave.

by Mini Dave November 20, 2020