Jonah

Insecure people who use there emotion to try and pity people into giving them what they want, they believe everyone else is like this so gets upset at anything anyone does and blames them

That guy Matt is such a Jonah

by Jonah hater 69 July 16, 2023

jonah 12

What a thief does to a picture of your wife in the middle of the day

Your mom just Jonah 12'd in my ass.

by ballsacks420 July 24, 2023

janado

Janado is an Italian boy name.
My name is janado and there isn’t really a meaning to it but in English it is James

“Hey janado your fucking ugly ass shit”

by Itsnqdofr August 6, 2023

Jonah

Something very stupid, and in most cases has 0 brain cells.

"You are such a Jonah"

by redled69 August 10, 2023

Jona

Doing a Jona, is when someone older is dating a younger person. The point at which it is not illegal but not right.

J: Ooh I am going to the disco tonight
S: Oh really?
J: Yep
S: Dont do a Jona!!!
J: Hahahah I won't

by bigbootydownlatinas August 14, 2023

Jonah Woodburn

Jonah Woodburn is a fictional name combining two of the best elements of the human naming convention.

Being the direct antithesis to words created to insight suffrage, (such as Gimogen) Jonah woodburn has been created to bring a temporary state of nirvana when heard. The short lived euphoria is often used a gift to someone truly in need.

Max: “Jonah woodburn!”
Ruben “ohh yes! Thank you!”

by Bushwalk August 17, 2024

Joad

neurodivergent autist with family problems

joad has been such a joad recently.

by slopjiggler5 December 21, 2023