Scab Cracker

Elite marks in the Joker-San Rating System. Describes an extremely beautiful woman, who is so hot, just the sight of her gives the viewing male an erection, which in turn causes whatever "hypothetical" blemishes he has on his member to crack open and ruin whatever healing process has occured. But the woman is so ridiculously hot, it's all worth it....

"Oh my god, did you see Jokers new chick? She's a total Scab Cracker!

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

under crackers

its basically just another word for boxer shorts

i whipped on a fresh pair of under crackers this morning.. they felt lush

by disabled leming January 14, 2009

nitrous cracker

This one is simple....a nitrous cracker is the handheld device you use to "crack" a can of nitrous oxide for the most insane 'whippit' buzz ever. Sure beats a can of whipped cream... =D

"Bro'....give me the cracker for the nitrous...haha....haha....I can't feel my face....need another can...haha haha...oh man...I can't feel my face!
Give me the nitrous cracker....I need to kill some more brain cells and die laughing....

by ryan @ mobilecomm April 27, 2006

The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.

At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006

Cornbread Cracker

1.) A person who has the skin pigmentation of a member of the Caucasian race, but was raised by corn-bread eating, jive-talking, chicken-lickin' African Americans.

I heard her on the phone, and when I saw her she was a Cornbread Cracker...white as snow

by dookielicious December 8, 2010

Sperm cracker

The act of ejaculating on a cookie sheet and setting in the oven to bake. Therefore coming out dried and crusty forms a sperm cracker. mmm crunchy isnt it?

Man 1. What are you cooking there

Man 2. A sperm cracker

Man 1. Whats a sperm cracker?

Man 2. You'll see

by dick dimple June 13, 2009

Salty Cracker

A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.

I'm sure some jock's lose on purpose.

by benwad934 October 7, 2004