Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.
She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
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girl beef

When a new female is introduced to a group of females and they are low key aggressive towards the newcomer
Me:“Conor mate, brought my new gf to the house and the girls are being well aggy

Conor:”Girl beef innit”
by whywontitburn May 27, 2019
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Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.
We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018
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beef wash

The act of getting a blow job , oral sex
Yo that hoe didn't fuck but she gave me a beef wash.
by Beef steak Charlie February 26, 2018
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monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man
by Jeegs February 01, 2014
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