grafton west virginia 

a small town in west virginia and there are alot of drama there and alot of hoes and alot of meth heads there and its a true fact

grafton west virginia is a boring place to be

grafton west virginia by truestshit February 2, 2017

Green, Virginia 

Right on, Luci, right on.

Virginia Green is so hot and so cool.

Green, Virginia by Loker June 14, 2003

West Virginia Pittsnogle 

sum grimy shit involving fucking a girls sweaty hairy armpit in same style as titty-fucking...can be followed by an anti-perspirant
for added effect try slicing armpit open!!!

When I met that Polish girl at the pub, i knew id be West Virginia Pittsnogling later that night.

West Virginia Pittsnogle by joseph p rocdurgirl & max, biatch March 24, 2005

West Virginia 

The state at the bottom of the list in terms of driving ability. If the car in front of you has a West Virginia plate it is in your best interest to back off another 10-20 feet. If the car behind you has some NASCAR or WV Mountaineer plate on the front bumper,(front plates aren't required by West Virginia), it would be in your best interest to pull over and wait for them to pass.

Guy: "That car can't stay in the late. Must be drunk."

Gal: "No, look. They're from West Virginia."

West Virginia by Ullio July 14, 2006

West Virginia 

Where it's all relative...

So's Montana...

West Virginia by X-S~ June 27, 2004

West Virginia 

The state in which I currently live. We mine tons of coal, and it's about the only thing we do. You actually can make plenty of money out of West Virginia if you're an entrepreneur... but you'd have to have a bar license or own a strip club. Oh, and domestication of animals has alot of money in it, plus sexual benefits.

:1st girl: Wow, he kinda looks like a goat... hahahaha... NICE.

:2nd girl: Well, I did hear his dad owns a farm...

West Virginia by Shannon February 5, 2005

West Virginia University [WVU] 

Community college located in Morganhole, WV. This college has one of the highest populations of gay males in the country. WVU also has a large following of retards. Many of the fans are delusional with lots of talk about non-existent championships. New head coach is possible mutant.

I hate West Virginia University WVU

West Virginia University [WVU] by Steve Slaton January 9, 2009