When my boyfriend performed anal spelunking on me last night, he used no vaseline and ripped me a new one!
by Steve February 15, 2005
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Get the Vast mug.A fat, sweaty, illiterate peasant who drives fancy cars, wears fancy suits and smokes fine cigars on your money.
'Hi, I am Vasile Turcu, listen to me talking inconsequential bullshit live on air, yadda yadda yadda, etc.'
by Matei February 18, 2008
Get the vasile turcu mug.Some nonsense mutation that believes she is the Queen of Sheba. Also tends to assist in laying eggs with peasants. Whenever this cancerous cell mutates healthy ones, they lay eggs right then and there. That is why Vashitas are fat.
by Twit Twat May 28, 2019
Get the vashita mug.For some time Vasodomy has remained an obscure word known only to those who practice it. As the most prevalent practitioners are arrogant bald men with a control complex, it is indeed quite amazing that half the male population does not already know it.
Vasodomy is the act of a bald man, upon placing butter (margarine will suffice if you're health conscious) onto his scalp, using his lubed up head to anally penetrate another person. Some believe that the term arose from the little known Norwegian god Va, who was the god of baldness and sexual prowess.
Vasodomy is not necessarily the reserve of men, some women, Gail Porter for example, have the tools for the job.
It has been suggested that the true aim of Vasodomy is for the victim (the vasodomised) to be penetrated so hard by the attacker (the vasodomiser) that he has no choice but to cough up his own testicles.
Vasodomy is the act of a bald man, upon placing butter (margarine will suffice if you're health conscious) onto his scalp, using his lubed up head to anally penetrate another person. Some believe that the term arose from the little known Norwegian god Va, who was the god of baldness and sexual prowess.
Vasodomy is not necessarily the reserve of men, some women, Gail Porter for example, have the tools for the job.
It has been suggested that the true aim of Vasodomy is for the victim (the vasodomised) to be penetrated so hard by the attacker (the vasodomiser) that he has no choice but to cough up his own testicles.
'No I better stay in and get my Physics homework done tonight, if I don't Mr V will totally Vasodomise me sans lube.'
'I don't know what it is about sitting in Church but I always get antsy for some Vasodomy.'
'I don't know what it is about sitting in Church but I always get antsy for some Vasodomy.'
by El Grando Toro January 5, 2009
Get the Vasodomy mug.Another phrase meaning for 'impossible' or 'annoying as hell', originating from World of Warcraft's quest with the same name.
Can be used in comparison to difficulty of another task that is seemingly impossible or highly undesirable.
Can be used in comparison to difficulty of another task that is seemingly impossible or highly undesirable.
by philz January 20, 2008
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