spank my hand

Give me a high five

Great job, man! Spank my hand!

by Tcube July 28, 2017

Spankmuffin

Spankmuffin
A person that posts sexy pictures online as an advertisement for sexual services available. Female spankmuffins are more prominent but the term can be used for males selling sexual services.

Melanie, if you’re lonely just find yourself a Spank muffin to play with.

Emma,did you see that Spankmuffin with the split dick that peed like a girl? Yeah, who’s gonna buy that? He can’t even get hard!

by Mellemma October 7, 2017

Spank Eye

A look of disbelief, often with a hint of sass.

I told him I was going to win at scrabble, but then he gave me the spank eye.

by SpankEyeCreator1 December 31, 2017

spanknoodle

When you really like to spank your noodle, this is the word used to describe the action of spanking your noodle.

Doug: Hey Jeff what are you doing?
Jeff: Doin' some spanknoodle, you know how it is.
Doug: Yep, same old.

by Butthole penis February 21, 2018

spank the bank

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).

I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.

by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020

Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.

Yo dawg did you see ryan benton spanking the schlorgon

by Young pecker February 2, 2020

Spank Balls

A sport In which somebody (the spoof) throws a water filled glove to up to 5 people and those people have to try to catch it in their pants

Hey, are you ready to play some spank balls

by Drake Foley March 18, 2020