Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.
Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID
Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?
Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU
- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID
Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?
Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU
- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
by OK Dodo September 16, 2020
Get the Smash Mouthmug. A belief and approach to exercise, diet and lifestyle, where to 'Smash It Out' is to put your best foot forward, give 100% effort and have no reservations that you could have done more.
To complete a hard-core, assassin-style workout at the gym or outdoors.
To complete a hard-core spy training style session.
To attack and complete an exercise or circuit in an animalistic way, no holds barred, 100% effort!
To complete a hard-core, assassin-style workout at the gym or outdoors.
To complete a hard-core spy training style session.
To attack and complete an exercise or circuit in an animalistic way, no holds barred, 100% effort!
by APT1 June 7, 2011
Get the Smash It Out!mug. A professional wrestling finishing move where the fat ass miraculously climbs to the top rope and, after catching his breath for a minute, leaps down and buries his opponent's head under his massive fupa. There is no escape.
Dave's wrestling career was ended by a brutal fupa smash which left him paralyzed from the neck down.
by Dick Walk May 8, 2008
Get the fupa smashmug. Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.
by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011
Get the smash seatmug. A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.
by Wegs101 September 24, 2020
Get the burger smashmug. by hambogey October 25, 2020
Get the smashing mouthmug. “You remember Kenneth from grade school?”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”
by NeetsHtennek February 17, 2019
Get the C-smashmug.