Shad Panda

The state of being unhappy, without cause for happiness.

I can't seem to be any good in bed, I'm a shad panda.

by AliceIn Wonderland September 18, 2003

PANDA PAWS

Afro American Negro male's hands that are half black and half white or Albino like (ala Michael Jackson like).

Hey LaQuanda, LaTrelle put his panda paws on yet another new girlfriend he got pregnant recently. Sad to say she got a terrible beating as a result of his big ole typical panda paws, you feel me?

by Josslin Deeznuts Foryoo August 11, 2014

pre-panda

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.

The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.

I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.

by Oilrag September 29, 2009

Lazy panda

Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.

Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda

by Nindmcnin June 4, 2015

panda joe

a cool way to say pendejo

dan: morris your such a panda joe

by morrislikesthesausage July 10, 2010

Echo Pandas

This is the kid in echo clan who is in all your rainbow six siege games and whiffs on you in every game. He could play t hunt but doesn't so he will always be shit lmao.

Wow! Echo Pandas is in my ranked game! Free Elo!

by Echo Daze January 12, 2022