Prison Bidet

When an incarcerated individual urinates on a fellow inmate's booty hole.

There was no toilet paper left in Billy's cell, so his cellmate, Johnny, gave him a prison bidet.

by Grumkin December 14, 2025

Prison Flex

Prison Flex: An abundance of high-status items hoarded in prison to display prestige and comfort, including luxury trainers, the latest smartphones (such as the newest iPhone), multiple bottles of shampoo or shower gel, premium tobacco, branded clothing, electronics like hi-fi systems and TVs, and commissary items like noodles and sweets in abundance.

Lee: Bruv, I was watching this YouTube video, and this prisoner had a massive TV, and proper top-notch trainers! He had more food than I've got at home!
Frank: Prison flex is all well and good, bruv, but the real flex is freedom!
Lee: Init, bruv! LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 20, 2025

Prison Bush

Upon a man's release from jail/prison and he has not trimmed his pubes the entire time he was locked up you will note excessive and horribly long/thick pubic hair. His prison bush can be so large that if he enters a doorway from the side, the first thing you see before any of him is visualized is his large prison bush. It must be attacked and tamed upon his return, at times requiring large shears, possibly even a weed whacker or hedge trimmers to beat back the jungle of pubes that has overtaken his genitalia area. It's best to start the grooming immediately as it could take much longer than any one could possibly guess and it shouldn't be given a chance to continue to grow wild and out of control as it may vine out onto the thighs and abdomen. Should this happen it is best to seek professional assistance. Please note that a prison bush is most common in the genitalia area of a man but can be found anywhere that has been neglected during a state funded vacation, such as chest, neck, face, or even his head. It must be tamed and conquered ASAP.

ME: My sweetie boo boo came home from the joint last week. I hade to use my kitchen shears I use to up whole chickens on that prison bush. By the time I could finally see his dick again I had a whole trash can of pubes, dull and hairy kitchen shears and a reason to walk bow-legged all this week.

BFF: I love you n all, friend, but TMI for real for real.

by Val Visitingroom January 1, 2026

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder

A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.

When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Thunderdome Prison

This is a prison so dangerous from hand to hand combat, it is like a Mad Max movie.

If you get shipped to Trousdale, be ready for a Thunderdome prison!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2020

a prison period

If an inmate has rectal bleeding from some misadventure with other inmates, he is on his prison period.

That loud mouth, new boy is on a prison period!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

Federal Prison

Public school

Federal prisons last for usually 12 years. One can end their time at a federal prison early, but the people gave birth to them will be very angry.

It is a little know fact that when you attend a federal prison there is a free and hidden extra dlc consisting of, Gucci wearing douchebags giving you constant death threats, parents giving you death threats when not performing up to their standards(exclusive to Asian servers), and getting pressured by your peers to mimic basically their every action.

by n't're'yes January 28, 2019