Did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Shit, I knew female orgasm is overrated af
Shit, I knew female orgasm is overrated af
by odode December 24, 2020
Orgasmic cosmatology-how porn directors make women porn stars act like theyre having an orgasm when theyre not.
by Mattatasticle February 13, 2008
Guy: Oh baby I'm cumming!!!!....UUUuuugghhh.....*a second later*....zzzZZZzzz!!
Girl: Honey, wake up, let's cuddle. Why do you fall asleep like right after sex?
Guy: Huh? Oh babe, you know me. I bust and then I'm out (>_<).
Girl: *sigh* I'm trying to bask in the after-glow and Mr. Loverman is orgasmically narcoleptic.!
Girl: Honey, wake up, let's cuddle. Why do you fall asleep like right after sex?
Guy: Huh? Oh babe, you know me. I bust and then I'm out (>_<).
Girl: *sigh* I'm trying to bask in the after-glow and Mr. Loverman is orgasmically narcoleptic.!
by I'm Mikey, I Rock!! June 03, 2011
I Was 28 Years Old, My Family was Gone, When I Became Horny, Felt Like My Boner is Throbbing In My Red Underwear and Red Shorts, I Took My Shirt Off, Which I Have To Feel Like It, I Saw What My Erection is All About By Myself, My Hands Taking My Red Shorts Off As I Showed My Underwear, My Hands Kinda Feels Soft, I Rubbed It Against My Bulge And My Underwear, I Haven’t Had An Orgasm Yet Till I Did, I Still Keep Rubbing On It Till I Took My Underwear Off, I Saw My Dong is Stiffed and Hard, My Balls Just Wiggled a Bit as My Tail Wagged, Putting My Hands On My Dong When I Started Rubbing On It, I Began To Moan In Pleasure When I Took a Slow Breath, My Sniffs Comes Out of My Nose, I Continue To Rub My Dong Till I Stroke It, I Continue To Moan When I Closed My Eyes, Moaning Like a Great Person Does, I Started Stroking My Dong When I Keep Moaning In Pleasure and Constantly Lustful Way, My Legs Could Feel Tingle A Bit, Still Keep Stroking Till Beating the Meat, I Keep Moaning Louder When I Do, I Started To Beat My Dong With My Left Hand When I Hold It, I Moaned Loudly as I Could, I Went a Loud Moans Like In Heaven, Keep Beating It Until I Cum, I Moaned So Loud When I Reach Orgasm, I Heard a Slap, My Tail Keeps Wiggling More and More, I Cummed When I Just Scream With Loud Moans “YES!” I Am Moaning Loudly, My Butt Starts to Jiggle, My Tailhole Started To Lube Out When My Balls Flopped Onto My Hand, I Moaned When I Knelled Down In Pleasure Till My Friend Hare (With Huge Dong) Comes In.
by PauliTheMole September 17, 2019
The only bad thing about being male is the effort it takes to learn how to have multiple orgasms. Even then they're useless compared to female ones.
"I wish I had a clitoris instead of a penis. Then I could have multiple orgasms. Damn women. Seriously."
by blahdeblahdeblahblah October 31, 2005
orgasmic cookies are orgasmic.
by snoop dogg? March 15, 2008
A nose orgasm is when a person sneezes. If you sneeze, it is considered to have a nose orgasm. A sick person may have multiple nose orgasms in a day. A person with llergies may also, have multiple nose orgasms in a day. There are medications to help prevent nose orgasms during nose orgasms.
Usually, when someone is having a nose orgasm, it is when the nerve endings of the mucus membranes of the nose are irritated, due to the swelling of the membrane, for example, when a foreign object such as a gnat invades our nose, when we have a cold or when flu or allergy season arises.
Usually, when someone is having a nose orgasm, it is when the nerve endings of the mucus membranes of the nose are irritated, due to the swelling of the membrane, for example, when a foreign object such as a gnat invades our nose, when we have a cold or when flu or allergy season arises.
Achooo!!!
Man, are you ok?
Oh, yea. I'm fine. I just had a nasal orgasm.
You mean, a nose orgasm?
Same thing.
Man, are you ok?
Oh, yea. I'm fine. I just had a nasal orgasm.
You mean, a nose orgasm?
Same thing.
by Rachel192 December 07, 2010