Life Ruiner

Noun; Someone who is constantly making your ovaries explode and one look can make you pregnant. Someone who can intoxicate an entire fandom.

Darren Criss, Chris Colfer, Chord Overstreet, Mark Salling, Cory Monteith, Harry Shum Jr, Jonathan Groff, Life Ruiner

by DKlainebows November 23, 2011

life is meaningless

ah yes, mine too. instead of doing something more important than this, i'm typing this and you're reading this.

fuckeddisshittius: oh damn, life is meaningless smh

by ThatLesbianThatStoleYourGirl September 25, 2019

tissue sea-life

subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.

Good God, it smells like tissue sea-life in here. What have you been doing?!

by Riceball8 January 22, 2007

Do I have a life

No

Catherine: Do I have a life
Ashley: No

by hourshours July 6, 2016

High off of life

Those rare moments when EVERYTHING is perfect and you can sit back and breath again.

It’s a high feeling, even though you’ve never done drugs and don’t know what that feels like, that lets you let go and enjoy life before it all goes to shit again.

1: Hey, dude, are you okay?

2: Yeah, I’m perfect!
1: ..?
2: I’m just high off of life!

by Eh.. whatever.. February 10, 2019

hard knock life

To have a life that is difficult, where the elements of the world seem to be against you all the time.
For example, life on the streets, the life of a hustler or a dealer.

Jay-Z's "Hard Knock Life"
It's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life for us, instead of treated, we get tricked, instead of kisses, we get kicked, it's a hard knock life

by cErTiFiEd November 24, 2004

real life

The period in between lag spikes on Ragnarok Online.

1) "The server's lagging again! Time for real life."

by Trihan April 28, 2004