Alabama Suicide jerk 

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.

"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"

Alabama Suicide jerk by theboi669 April 18, 2019

twerkle jerk 

The act of twerking in a community circle, primarily by women to seduct all the men around.

Bonnie: look at all the girls in the middle of the twerkle jerk.

Lauren: it's so trashy they want to twerk on everyone.

Mike: I have no problem with that!!!

Booty
Twerking
Twerk
Dancing
Twerkle
Twerkle jerk
Jerk
Twerkle jerking

twerkle jerk by Yutz September 5, 2013

Abraham Lincoln Jerk 

When you go to a theatre, sneak inside a booth and choose a target to cum on from behind. By doing so, you need to leave the theatre unnoticed.

"Dude I Abraham Lincoln Jerked on that old lady while she was watching the emoji movie."

Abraham Lincoln Jerk by WoopZerz April 19, 2018

circle jerk 

The act of constantly sharing the same opinion in a forum full of people who are obviously known to have the same opinion as yours, therefor granting you free upvotes to said opinion, while gathering downvotes to anyone that opposes you on the matter

Good examples:
The atheist section of Reddit
League of Legends' Boards

Any sort of 9Gag picture that goes against consoles/Frozen/Christianity

Nearly any website that governs itself through up and downvotes, and inevitably estabilishes "approved" opinions, which leads to the formation of a circle jerk

circle jerk by Carlão the Pimpslayer November 2, 2015

surf 'n jerk 

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

surf 'n jerk by Murry D. December 12, 2008

couch jerk 

several young guys hanging out or teens on a sleep over end up on the sofa watching late night skinemax each under his own blanket simultaneously jerking

can substitute tv for laptop on table in front of couch for more explicit porn 3.0 especially since taking turns gives everyone else blue balls

the lust level is extremely high sitting together on the couch watching cinemax porn. The bravest guy, usually the biggest boner, starts jerking first either balls out or under blanket. The first guy to comment is usually the next guy to start jerking. It quickly becomes a couch jerk everyone jerking -- sometimes a race starts to first orgasm.

It only becomes a gay couch jerk if one's boner if jerked by another's hand.

couch jerking avoids getting jizz on the laptop in the bathroom

couch jerk by malloried January 21, 2013

just jerk January

on just jerk January men can only masturbate. you can not sex or get blowjob.
Also on just jerk January you can fix your failure on no nut November

on just jerk January your hand will be your best friend

just jerk January by mr. sexi November 2, 2019