pork injection

Penis, shwang.

Jenny was a vegatarian, so a pork injection tended to break tradition

by Quasimondo August 25, 2003

upper respitory infection

General an excuse for pussies to stay home from work. A glorified word for a cold.

When I got a cold, I mean an Upper Respitory Infection, my cat and I stayed home for a month while my dad picked peaches off the farm.

by Dennis AKA Fat April 29, 2005

yeast infection

a cheese like substance that is in a form of a rash.

Todd has a yeast infection.

by anonmyous October 15, 2003

heat injections

Another term for sex

"Man, I'm so horny I could really use some heat injections"

by fleshwound September 25, 2007

bowl of insecurities

when you are smoking weed

KAYLA: "hey girl, wanna hit this bowl of insecurities??"

BRITTNEY: "no way, i'd rather have some confidence in a can ((alcohol))!!"

by wolfmothership January 23, 2009

tactical insertion

1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.

2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.

If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.

3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.

1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.

by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010

deliciously infectious

When sumone tastes sooo good that u get infected by them...

"Omigosh... Sam is so deliciously infectious... I tasted her once and I feel like I need her more and more..."

"Wow... bummer..."

by Bridster April 12, 2005