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Crumpeting

When you shove a warm, buttered crumpet up your arsehole.
Last week I caught Bogdan Crumpeting.
by Lord Pervert of Shittingswell November 18, 2023
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Cromptulousnessless

When a woman is cromptulous with you
Hey girl, why you lack Cromptulousnessless
by Nigel Peter matrins March 17, 2024
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Crumpeteering

The beautiful art of making gas as fuck crumpets
That delicious specimen is a new feat of crumpeteering
by TapshaggerNo1 March 18, 2024
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Crumpet Bumper

A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman
"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"
by AnAverageNormalEveryDayGuy March 20, 2024
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Crump

The action of grabbing another person’s genitals while keeping one’s hand in their pocket.
“Dude, what are you doing? Stop, it’s weird.”
“It’s called crumping, get used to it.”
by Goon Lagoon May 9, 2024
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Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!
I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!
by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024
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Crumpulance

An ambulance that is being used for someone who has had a stroke.
Help! I'm having a stronk. Call a crumpulance.
by SmartBuisnessMan01 May 18, 2024
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