Crumpeting

When you shove a warm, buttered crumpet up your arsehole.

Last week I caught Bogdan Crumpeting.

by Lord Pervert of Shittingswell November 18, 2023

Cromptulousnessless

When a woman is cromptulous with you

Hey girl, why you lack Cromptulousnessless

by Nigel Peter matrins March 17, 2024

Crumpeteering

The beautiful art of making gas as fuck crumpets

That delicious specimen is a new feat of crumpeteering

by TapshaggerNo1 March 18, 2024

Crumpet Bumper

A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman

"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"

by AnAverageNormalEveryDayGuy March 20, 2024

Crump

The action of grabbing another person’s genitals while keeping one’s hand in their pocket.

“Dude, what are you doing? Stop, it’s weird.”
“It’s called crumping, get used to it.”

by Goon Lagoon May 9, 2024

Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024

Crumpulance

An ambulance that is being used for someone who has had a stroke.

Help! I'm having a stronk. Call a crumpulance.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 May 18, 2024