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simone !

she is feisty she talks a lot she has a brother his name zione she says he act gay she will reject you in seconds but don't forget she is sweet and loving tho she will be the best of the best friend you will ever have!
Me:hey Simone !
Simone:hey sis what is up blah blah blah

Me:(so boring)😐😑😶😴
by ksmity January 15, 2019
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Simone

This person is one of the most talented people you will ever meet. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is crazy, but very nice. She tells her self she is ugly but in reality, she is drop dead gorgeous!! She loves to hang out with her friends and meet new ones. She is such a social butterfly. If you ever get to meet a simone, keep her. She is amazing and you will not regret it.
Did you see Simone today?
by Mia_whatever November 12, 2020
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Dirty Simon

While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.
I'm feeling extra molesty tonight, might try the dirty Simon.
by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021
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Royal Dirty Simone

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.
by Adminimum March 4, 2019
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simon

the greatest boyfriend Tegan ever asked for.
I love you Simon. From Tegan xox
by SexyTegs October 8, 2008
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simontipulate

Man! Did you see that dude shooting ping pong balls out of his ass AND eating a steak at the same time!!

Yeah, watch that guy simontipulate!
by LRoq December 21, 2007
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Simon Gardner

Is a Great teenage boy, he is Australian and has the funnest humor. He is not a tough person and isn't built like a dream but his heart is good and will care for anyone. he will help anyone out and never judges people. Is in touch with his emotions. loves writing and enjoys all music. . he is very calm and gentle and would never hurt anyone. he is one of the universes surprises. he is a bit of a nerd and loves to write essays but doesn't read. He is like a teddy bear and loves to be with friends but doesn't have many close ones. makes friends easy and is very friendly has the most awesome hat and always cares how he looks. can be very vain, if you meet this Speedy fella you will be amazed at the joy you will get from him. if you fall in love with him never ever let him go. he is a very valuable person to have in your life his advise will get you far his friendship will never part. And one day you will see this rare endangered specie who hides away in his room playing computer games and the day you see him the day your will begin and he shall never leave your side. SPGG :)
1.Speedy Simon!!!!

2.heyy.

3.look its Simon Gardner
by Speedy Simon October 19, 2010
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