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dirty onion ring

The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.
Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.
by JB May 14, 2004
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Armenian Ringding

The method of taking a shit, jizzing on top of it, then crafting it into a puck shape for later consumption.
My mom made a special Armenian Ringding recipe for the bake sale last weekend. THEY OWNED.
by AlimonyBob October 19, 2011
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ringer

A person who you barely know that you bring/send to a party to make things interesting. Can also be someone you find on the street a few blocks away.
Who's that ringer you left at my house last night? I couldn't get rid of that guy for days. He shit on my brother's rug.
by butchasound October 1, 2007
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Ring

A gold thingy that stops creepy old men from stealing your wife
Rings are very useful against this sort of thing
by Asianjoeee November 14, 2019
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purity ring

A ring that is a reminder to you and to God that you will stay pure till marriage; Abstinence until marriage.
The Jonas Brothers! Nick Jonas has a purity ring that says 'poned' and Joe has one with a cross on it.
by Meagan C January 17, 2008
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cope ring

The mark made over time by a can of snuff kept in a back pocket of one's jeans. This term is applicable equally to Copenhagen, Skoal, Kodiak, Longhorn, or any other brand of pulverized tobacco in a can shaped like a hockey puck. In Canada, guys speak of getting a "puck" of chew.
Damn! Lookit at the cope ring Bubba's got!
by longhornboy1984 August 17, 2006
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ring

that part of the arse that is favoured by the arsebandit
I had a curry last night and my ring is now on fire
by Buhler January 30, 2005
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