Who made the potato salad? 

Mention this to start an argument at a social gathering or family event. This statement questions the culinary competence of the potato salad creator. An ill advised move.

While at the family get together Nigel shouted: “Who made the potato salad?” He was immediately smacked down by Shameka who found no humor in his inquiry.

Who made the potato salad? by NappyHappy December 18, 2017

strain the potatoes 

to urinate

My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes

strain the potatoes by Banana Bender 63 April 23, 2018

Beep beep potatoes 

Hyperactive and as fast as a rat and stupid like a turkey he likes to hide under the stairs like it was his animal cage and is constantly seen around schools with young girls that are pretty much his slaves. when you walk past him you will know what your next too because it will smell like a garbage truck and you will think your inside of an insane asylum because of how autistic he acts.

john cena: "hey did you see beep beep potatoes?"
johnny sins" "not only did i see him i heard and smelt him and it was gross"

Beep beep potatoes by Mr_Lamington February 17, 2019

feel like a potato 

The phrase feel like a potato defines as feeling useless and lazy

Bloody hell I feel like a potato today not done owt all day !

feel like a potato by Flemelem January 27, 2021

The Horny Potato 

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP

Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!

The Horny Potato by horny potato lover January 12, 2023

potatoe 

The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.

<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."

potatoe by pythonspam November 7, 2003

potables 

Things that you can drink, like water or juice. "Potable water" means you can drink it without harm. Often used when referring to alcohol.

Sometimes used in combination, "comestibles and potables."

That bar has plenty of fine potables, we should go over there after the fighter sweep Friday night.

-hotshot fighter pilot who likes to read

potables by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004