Text message pimp

-person who can spit mad game via the text message
-responds to all messages in less than 6 seconds
-sends sex texts on regular basis
-has "hey whats up" as a quick text
-master of the text message lingo, "aight i ttyl lol"
-has cell phone within arms reach at all times

"Damn he hit me back quicker than jimmy crack corn, that text message pimp!"

by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006

female pimp

A female that gets money from both male or female

NEKISHA is a female pimp she has everyone making her money

by nekisha June 23, 2006

Pimply-Faced Pro

Pimply-Faced Pro {n, adj.}. Also known as PFP. A nerdy cyber-geek teen who like most of his ilk, suffers from bad acne and lack of social skillz outside of DotA to procure themself a sex partner or even any friends in general(excluding other PFP's). Usually they have a shitty gaming attitude (often sore winners as well as losers) and spend all day and night playing DotA thus increasing their "L337" skillz to make up for their lack of a penis or tits. But hey, they are really good at DotA and that's all that matters.

"YouGotOwNt: lol for all the hater sayin im not good its funny , becuz i could own you all that just talk shit and acutally have , i thouhgt you werent suppose to talk shit on the forums, fuckin hilarious , you need to stop worrying about me and worry about your own dota skills, i clearly own you all, that why you hate me so much , becuz you got ownt, lol so what i have a big ego, i know im good , point blank, dont beleive then come test me , find me in clna ownt, noobs !!!!"

by MBS March 11, 2005

pimple cognition

when a pimple can perceive verbal, physical, or spiritual acknowledgment from the external world; the pimple will show its understanding by exhibiting a throbbing or tingling sensation

In the middle of Sam and I's conversation, Sam stopped and looked at me.
"That pimple on your face is so big and ugly," Sam said to me.
My pimple began to tingle when hearing the sound of its name- I knew it was some crazy pimple cognition going on.

by nicmeister February 4, 2009

PIMPLOL

An acronym. Peeing In My Pants Laughing Out Loud. To be used when LOL is simply not enough or in an instance where HAHAHA feels entirely played out.

Girl, remember that time at Johnny's house when you sneezed and farted at the same time? I totally PIMPLOL'ed.

by emac610 August 27, 2013

pimpagon

1)A word relating to a group of five(or more)friends who are all pimps. 2) A building in which pimp activities take place. i.e.- Poppin' collars, pimping hoez, performing one-eyed pirates on unsuspecting hoez.

Lets all go to the pimpagon and get some.
We are the pimpagon boys.
Bring that hoe to the pimpagon.

by The Pimpagon Boys July 29, 2008

Pimp Squeal

A pimp who snitches, hates, or make up stories on other pimps, ho's, or anyone in the game; because he has no game.

"Did you hear about Ryan snitchin' and hating on Tommie's bottom bitch because he couldn't knock her! Man he's always been a Pimp Squeal!

by diegodondoem June 20, 2009