Goon Following

The act of following someone because you’re thirsty

“Bro stop goon following her on Instagram, you only started liking her hiking posts because she posted one selfie.”

Goon Following by Ø_ø May 12, 2026

goon juice

a very liquidy form of special cream that occurs when you goon too much in quick succession

I came 67 or 41 times and now my cream is goon juice.

goon juice by UserPerson38832830 May 14, 2026

goon teddy 

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

goon teddy by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024

Goon Coccoon 

To pleasure yourself, smear the ejaculates upon the body, and promptly go to sleep, letting it dry. You then wake to immediately repeat the process, aka "spinning the goon coccoon".

I couldn't make your party because I was stuck spinning my goon coccoon.

Goon Coccoon by MousieInAHousie January 8, 2025

goon-show 

A shower in which a male goons, then uses his semen to cleanse himself instead of soap

My boy decided to take a goon-show after school, choosing to not get on the game

goon-show by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025

goon rat 

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired

person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them

goon rat by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025

Goon Sounding 

Goon sounding is the process of gooning while sounding.

I was goon sounding the other day and I accidentally got blood all over my sounding rod!

Goon Sounding by The Eastern Docker January 22, 2025