Dude1:After seeing Audrey Tautou's nude scene, I feel like shooting my children.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
Dude1:I meant whackin' it.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
Dude1:I meant whackin' it.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
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by Droker March 12, 2009
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1)Kids below the age of 10, regardless of physical maturity. Once 10, kids are mentally mature enough to no longer be annoying.
2)Kids that scream and go stir crazy at the sight of breasts and the sound of bad words, and get Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a side effect.
3)Kids that will push away their Richard Feynman science book and take out their ultimate Spiderman comic book.
4)Kids that are overly curious in stores, touching everything they see.
5)Kids that add to the annoying sound effects of kids playing in recess.
6)Kids that attempt to be themselves.
7)Kids that don't masturbate (the reason kids are so annoying is because their parents do not let them, so they use another outlet for fun.)
Remember, be cool, don't stereotype kids, respect the 1% that are smart!
1)Kids below the age of 10, regardless of physical maturity. Once 10, kids are mentally mature enough to no longer be annoying.
2)Kids that scream and go stir crazy at the sight of breasts and the sound of bad words, and get Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a side effect.
3)Kids that will push away their Richard Feynman science book and take out their ultimate Spiderman comic book.
4)Kids that are overly curious in stores, touching everything they see.
5)Kids that add to the annoying sound effects of kids playing in recess.
6)Kids that attempt to be themselves.
7)Kids that don't masturbate (the reason kids are so annoying is because their parents do not let them, so they use another outlet for fun.)
Remember, be cool, don't stereotype kids, respect the 1% that are smart!
Annoying children: 1)Kid below 10: AAAAHAHAHHHAA POOP AHAHAHAHAH *climbs on shelf*
Ten year old kid: Oh, so how is your hangout at the coffee shop going? Any stupid kids there?
2)*turns head and sees Playboy porn magazine in wrapping paper* AHHHHHH HELP ME AAHHHHHH HELP SAVE ME LOOK LOOOOOOOK ITS A BAD MAGAZINE STOP IT HEEELPP ME
Adult: We got bird shit on our car.
Kid: AAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHH HELP ME HE SAID A BAD WORD AHHHHHH
Adult: Time to bring him to the pediatrist.
3)*Adult gives child a Richard Feynman book*
NO! NO! NO! I want my ultimate Superman comic book!
4)*Climbs on shelf and touches foam*
5)You tagged me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
6)I'm just going to be myself, weak and fat playing video games.
7)Have you ever wondered what your children are thinking that you do not know? You would be shocked: "sigh... my parents won't let me masturbate, they think it is a sin."
Ten year old kid: Oh, so how is your hangout at the coffee shop going? Any stupid kids there?
2)*turns head and sees Playboy porn magazine in wrapping paper* AHHHHHH HELP ME AAHHHHHH HELP SAVE ME LOOK LOOOOOOOK ITS A BAD MAGAZINE STOP IT HEEELPP ME
Adult: We got bird shit on our car.
Kid: AAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHH HELP ME HE SAID A BAD WORD AHHHHHH
Adult: Time to bring him to the pediatrist.
3)*Adult gives child a Richard Feynman book*
NO! NO! NO! I want my ultimate Superman comic book!
4)*Climbs on shelf and touches foam*
5)You tagged me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
6)I'm just going to be myself, weak and fat playing video games.
7)Have you ever wondered what your children are thinking that you do not know? You would be shocked: "sigh... my parents won't let me masturbate, they think it is a sin."
by porn addiction November 27, 2009
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Their parents refer to them as a "child genius" to cover their pain and anger at their child's stupidity.
Their parents refer to them as a "child genius" to cover their pain and anger at their child's stupidity.
Christine: Hey, can I enter my son Job for the youngster intelligence challenge?
Wasteman who organises the competition: Sure, what's his IQ?
Christine: Oh, he doesn't have one, he's a real child genius.
Wasteman who organises the competition: Sure, what's his IQ?
Christine: Oh, he doesn't have one, he's a real child genius.
by childgenius April 15, 2009
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