brandonjones

Kid on benefits and chubby.

'Woah look how he runs'
'You mean..wobbles!!!!that's brandonjones'

by steve mcgee May 7, 2013

Let’s go Brandon

A polite / church approved way of saying, "I want to Fuck Joe Biden".

Original source of word: Brandon Brown wins the Nascar race & the TV Interviewer says that the crowd is chanting "Let's Go Brandon”

A big disaster occurs in the United States as a result of America’s most poorly educated have access to the internet and fool themselves into a cult instead of educating themselves and retaining any shred of integrity, decency, and common courtesy. Some scientists suspect that it is mercury, lead poisoning, and inbreeding that had led to the fall of the GOP as many of its constituents fan girl for a pant-shitting fascist

Crowd (chants): Let's Go Brandon!

Person 1: Let’s go Brandon!
What everyone else is thinking: Okay.
Person 1: haha. You’re so upset. We go you so good.

What everyone else is thinking: Why don’t you just say the expletive?
Person 1: What’s an expletive?

by Texasproblems January 17, 2022

Brandonish

Someone who is of equal or more suckness of Brandon.W

Man your so brandonish

by Bravo Whiski October 20, 2008

brandon spence

the maddest of all cunts.

mad, cunt brandon spence

by slippery slimy salamanda December 12, 2010

Brandon

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.

Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.

by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017

Let’s go brandon

A phrase men who like to get pegged say to signal to others such a preference

Man: “LET’S GO BRANDON”
Woman: “wow, I didn’t know you liked getting pegged“
Man: “yeah, it’s my favorite”

by Crack_Johnson November 1, 2021

Brandon Wooters

A quiet, off centered dude, with notes of depression and anxiety that worries to much and has a tendency to like things he can't have.

Why are you worrying about the littlest things. you must be Brandon Wooters

by Brandon84 December 14, 2010