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Watch trading Academy

A course that people who are currently unemployed or unemployable buy in the hopes that they will become rich through buying and selling watches. Most of these people have no lives or common sense and will spend their stimulus checks on this useless course
Watch Trading Academy - We only charge $5,000 for our course and recommend that you put it on a credit card. You are guaranteed to make $300,000 trading watches your first year !

Reality - You loose $10,000 your first year due to the fact you have the IQ of a sperm bank, and aren’t taken seriously by anyone in the watch business.
by Archieluxury April 26, 2021
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Beach Water

The water at the beach, commonly referred to as 'the ocean' or 'the sea' by geographical professionals who haven't been on the sauce all week
Lets go chuck it in the .. umm .. y'know .. beach water! Yeah!
by Hades January 3, 2003
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Dan Watkins

The 'Dan Watkins' is a party trick characterised by the forceful and charismatic insertion of penis into the neck of a beer bottle.
Guy 1 - Hey man, i just did a Dan Watkins!
Guy 2 - Wow, congratz!
by OHSHITWTF December 21, 2012
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canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.
Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.
by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016
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Booty Water

1. Formally used in a form of Rage. Calling someone booty water refers to in a state of a phycological or physical state of being awful at something
YOUR AWFUL, NO YOUR BOOTY WATER!
by bsandvig7 May 27, 2018
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Blighted Water

Kenji's signature ability and the one he uses the most frequent. Blighted Water:
By using his energy (or) his ability “Atomic Switch” , the user is able to change the PSI (pounds per square inch) of any amount of water. Being able to make it deadly it can crush anything with enough energy inputted, standing in it can break bones and kill even to the user if misused. Blighted water cannot be evaporated as it is too dense to heat up or cool down, along with being non-conductive, Depending on how deep the water is that's the area it affects. Blighted Water despise being so dense it's magical properties allow it to flow like normal water.
Kenji: I used Blighted Water and at that time the match ended quickly, not much can defend against something that defies all laws and normalities associated with water
by Kénji Lescara January 24, 2019
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Garret Watts

Garret Watts is a Californian YouTuber who honestly makes the most random YouTube videos and is one of Shane Dawsons friends,he also loves to talk about Harry Potter alot because he is a fan so yeah. And in my opinion he is such a great YouTuber and he is also gay.
Oh my god Garret Watts is a funny YouTuber you should check him out.
by !Zicroni! February 8, 2019
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