Unfudge my Dudge

Jerk off a random boner

Can I be excused I need to Unfudge my Dudge.

by ikeikebaby September 9, 2021

unfinance

Your ultimate finance bro.

Talks everyday about the greatest thing on earth- investing. Simplifies complex stuff and on some days makes me laugh as well.

Also, doesn’t charge me any money but helps me make more of it 😉

Everyone is trying to invest and make profits. I’m lucky to have my ‘Unfinance’ with me.

by financebro125 November 23, 2021

Unfuckablewith

To see right through any bullshit lie a woman tells you. To free yourself from future manipulation.

Girlfriend: You look good.
Me: Fuck you
Girlfriend: I was just trying to be nice
Me: You were trying to manipulate me, sadly I am unfuckablewith

by Xavier Cortada November 30, 2021

Unfolded

When a man's penis slightly erects.

Jim unfolded when he saw some gutterslut.

by anonymous January 20, 2022

Unfettered

A “Loki x Reader” fanfiction series on Wattpad written by TheseHallowedRoses. Fans of the series call themselves the “Hallowed Valkyries”, or “Valkyries” for short.

You: Did you read that last chapter in Book One of the Unfettered series?

Friend: Yeah, I can’t believe Thor smacked Loki with his hammer like that!

by Scribe95 January 30, 2022

Unfunny Jokes

Unfunny jokes are -69/10 jokes, like this one. You really aren't supposed to use them, seeing how many people who write these are in Gen Z. These can be ranging from Teen Titans Go to every dead meme in existence. They also are very awkward, because saying sus can make your social credit drop from 793 to -sideways 8.

Comedian: Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because their shellfish! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Literally every atom in existence: Alright, what the fuck?
Comedian: Wait, I can tell another joke! Why couldn't the pirate sit down? His booty got stolen by a h-
Literally every living organism in existence: Yeah, yeah, we know. Hot sexy girl. Unoriginal and unfunny. We are nuking you for making two unfunny jokes in a row.

by World Record of gifting vbucks December 12, 2021

Unfranctunate

having or marked by bad franctune; unfrancy

It was unfranctunate that natchanond slipped and fell onto a dick.

by FrancIsGay February 10, 2022