A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.
"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."
by Meech March 28, 2005
Get the Toilet mug.Toilets that, instead of using around 6 liters of water per flush, use about 2 or 3 liters per flush (lpf). This can result in even the smallest, softest piece of shit clogging the entire toilet, which can then result in unwanted calls for the plumber, and having to buy a jumbo toilet plunger to take care of your problem once and for all.
Generally, it's a very bad toilet. But hey, at least hippy Bob can stop bitching about people wasting water on one flush, even though now the average person must flush three times as much on a low flow toilet to get anything to go down.
Generally, it's a very bad toilet. But hey, at least hippy Bob can stop bitching about people wasting water on one flush, even though now the average person must flush three times as much on a low flow toilet to get anything to go down.
by You want to know who wrote this that badly? June 11, 2006
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With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.
by nathan abbott August 8, 2005
Get the toilet paper origami mug.Disgustingly bad breath. Smells like a toilet that has not been cleaned for a long period of time. Is also applicable to one who smokes and drinks coffee. Similar to turd breath.
by Alan1999 December 30, 2006
Get the toilet breath mug.- a girl a guy just uses for sex when he can't find any girls he's actually interested in dating.
- she usually doesn't realize she's a 'toilet girl' and often has a crush on him and truly believes he's into her when in fact he is not.
- she's a 'toilet girl' because he is just using her to ejaculate into like a toilet.
- she usually doesn't realize she's a 'toilet girl' and often has a crush on him and truly believes he's into her when in fact he is not.
- she's a 'toilet girl' because he is just using her to ejaculate into like a toilet.
A: Wow! Is Andy finally dating someone?
B: No, that's just another one of his toilet girls. He'll move on when he finds someone he really likes.
B: No, that's just another one of his toilet girls. He'll move on when he finds someone he really likes.
by pseudo nom December 16, 2010
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Almost complete incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption. A toilet-hugger is likely to wake up in the morning on the lavatory floor with a raging hangover.
Digby was left toilet-hugging drunk having had one pint of Strongbow too many at the golf club on Saturday night.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
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