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fuck suit

a suit you wear right before or directly after one fucks
Hey babe now that I came I need to go put on my fuck suit
by all.red May 30, 2017
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bridle suite

A wedding-day room where da groom physically and emotionally prepares himself for his future life of being "harnessed" wif a monthly-menstrual-period-suffering spouse, and quite possibly "saddled" wif one or more anxiety-and-expenses-creating ankle-biters sometime fairly soon, as well.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd comedy "Hot Water", Harold admonishes his soon-to-be-"hitched" buddy who's on his way to his "bridle suite" --- "Why should you want to give up your simple uncomplicated life of a happy care-free bachelor?!" He then goes on to protestingly vow dat **he himself** will never "fall for a pair of soft-boiled eyes" --- that is, of course, till merely a few moments later when he accidentally bumps into and knocks over da sweet-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into HER huge clear blinky "soft-boiled eyes" and he's smitten! :P :P :P
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
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Tuesday suit

That ugly suit you wear Tuesday, that no one is in the office to see.
"Hey babe, should I wear this suit to my interview?" - "Honey that's a Tuesday suit, you want to look Sunday morning."
by Macgyver's Son August 28, 2014
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Suit Snoot

A temporary attitude of snootiness brought about by the wearing of a suit. It is mostly men who are affected by this phenomenon.
Did you hear the way that fella spoke to me? His trouble is he's got suit snoot.
by Arthur Denton 2008 February 23, 2009
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putrid suit

Putrid suit. A feminist news reporter who is covering up her shaggy, sweaty, naughty grabby bits to appeal to men watching sport.
That girl commentating on the Ashes. She has sexy legs and amazing tits, but the She is wearing a putrid suit
by loose Aussie unit June 16, 2023
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The Suited Fuck

When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.
"Damn, I was late this morning, so I almost had to do the suited fuck!"
by J.T November 26, 2018
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toot-suit peter

First guy: Yo what black markets do you have? Second guy: oh, I have toot-suit peter.
by uncle_J O N E S69420jim January 11, 2021
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