pound it, lock it, shock it

a handshake performed by two friends, works better if one is a girl. It is started by pounding. One pound up, the other down, then switch. Next, lock it by pounding together and twisting. After twisting, shock it by putting your fingers in shocker formation and wiggliing your fingers.

"Man, that car is so fly! Pound it, lock it, shock it!" (words followed by pounding it, locking it, and shocking it.)

by bpbrs December 6, 2006

The shocker

Two in the baby-maker, one in the patty-caker

Give her the shocker, two in the baby-maker and one in the patty-caker

by The Grand Chawhee February 29, 2008

ShockSMX

One who indulges in homo-erotic stimulus; enjoyment of the penis.

Johnny and A-Aplz played hide the sausage while aunt peggy was out talking to the milkman.

by Bob April 3, 2003

shocker

A hand sign denoting finger-sex.

The shocker is two to rock her, one to shock her.

by Alex Phillips August 18, 2007

super shocker

The regular shocker, only using both hands with the ring fingers interlaced. And with palms together.

She was shocked with the regular shocker. She was really shocked when I applied the super shocker.

by hedman April 12, 2006

the shocker

Every one is forgeting one very important thing!!!! the thumb.
2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants

That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.

by Jim June 9, 2004

The Shocker

2 fingers in the vagina and one finger in the anus using 1 hand.

"Right in her snatch
Two fingers you stash,
While in the ass you linger
With your pinky finger."
-DubSizzle

"You have two in the goo
You're almost through!
Now don't be a quitter...
Put that pinky in her shitter"
-DubSizzle

2 in the sludge, 1 in the fudge

I'm gonna get her with one in the shitter!

Going to town with one in the brown.

by DubSizzle November 29, 2004