by dankrab March 22, 2008
Get the Mexican T-shirt mug.a retail store at shopping centers/malls that is known for its notion of being "hip", "individualistic", "radical", or "goth".
However, actual goths most likely do not shop at hot topic, nor does hot topic particularly fit perfectly into the 'goth' fashion. it is more emo in that it employs "obscure" (i use that term verrry lightly) themes in its clothing, such as faux-vintage and faux-indie. for example-- it might have a transformers shirt-- made especially for the movie franchise and soon to be bought by millions of "fans" that've never owned a transformer figure in their childhood.
the majority of patrons of hot topic believe that they are being individuals by buying stuff that are also sold at every other hot topic around the world. many times they will have no interest or before-interest in these things such as invader zim.
TO MAKE A HOT TOPIC SHIRT--
1) get an "obscure" or "unique" pop culture symbol
2) add bright colors, random lines, cloud shapes, lightning bolts, etc.
3) price it for $18-$25
4) empower teens into thinking they are making a difference!
it is IMPORTANT to note that 99% of the shirts sold at hot topic are extremely fickle, because hot topic is in fact, one of the most up-to-date stores in the entire industry. for example, as harry potter comes out in theaters, crates and crates of HP merchandise will be sold at hot topic, many of these shirts and clothes poorly and rapidly designed for the hungry eyes of rich suburban teenagers everywhere.
shirts can also contain the extremely timely FRED, charlie the unicorn, little big planet, etc.
=as long as it is popular for at least a week, hot topic will likely have it on a shirt=
However, actual goths most likely do not shop at hot topic, nor does hot topic particularly fit perfectly into the 'goth' fashion. it is more emo in that it employs "obscure" (i use that term verrry lightly) themes in its clothing, such as faux-vintage and faux-indie. for example-- it might have a transformers shirt-- made especially for the movie franchise and soon to be bought by millions of "fans" that've never owned a transformer figure in their childhood.
the majority of patrons of hot topic believe that they are being individuals by buying stuff that are also sold at every other hot topic around the world. many times they will have no interest or before-interest in these things such as invader zim.
TO MAKE A HOT TOPIC SHIRT--
1) get an "obscure" or "unique" pop culture symbol
2) add bright colors, random lines, cloud shapes, lightning bolts, etc.
3) price it for $18-$25
4) empower teens into thinking they are making a difference!
it is IMPORTANT to note that 99% of the shirts sold at hot topic are extremely fickle, because hot topic is in fact, one of the most up-to-date stores in the entire industry. for example, as harry potter comes out in theaters, crates and crates of HP merchandise will be sold at hot topic, many of these shirts and clothes poorly and rapidly designed for the hungry eyes of rich suburban teenagers everywhere.
shirts can also contain the extremely timely FRED, charlie the unicorn, little big planet, etc.
=as long as it is popular for at least a week, hot topic will likely have it on a shirt=
kid 1: hey guys check out this kickass FRED hot topic shirt i bought at hot topic!
kid 2:: whoa, sweet dude! but why'd you buy it? you're probably gonna get bored of it in like a month!
kid 1: well, its still cool though for the time being! hehe
kid 1: dude you should go to hot topic, they have the coolest shirts there that have like everything on em!
kid 2:: nah, im ok with what im wearing now!
kid 1: but dont u not wanna support the huge corporations that are ruining america??!! =O
kid 2:: bro....they have hot topics in every mall in america.
kid 2:: whoa, sweet dude! but why'd you buy it? you're probably gonna get bored of it in like a month!
kid 1: well, its still cool though for the time being! hehe
kid 1: dude you should go to hot topic, they have the coolest shirts there that have like everything on em!
kid 2:: nah, im ok with what im wearing now!
kid 1: but dont u not wanna support the huge corporations that are ruining america??!! =O
kid 2:: bro....they have hot topics in every mall in america.
by george1142 July 22, 2009
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by noelle biatch July 4, 2004
Get the shimit mug."I was with this chick and when she removed her wonderbra there were only Shirt pockets left. Disappointing"
by Janiebaby October 13, 2008
Get the Shirt pockets mug.When a girl has big boobs, but is wearing an unshapely t shirt. shirt boobs can often create the illusion that the girl is over-weight particularly if the shirt is too loose, but if she gets it right it's the hottest thing ever. the word is singular, because the illusion shirt-boob creates is that there is one big boob area
Wow look at that girls shirtboob. I wanna jiggle squeeze and suck those things so much arghh I just jizzed myself
by calismohkuh April 30, 2012
Get the shirtboob mug.Shirt gnomes refer to the creatures that sneak into peoples', primarily females', closets and steal the bottom halves of t-shirts, tank tops, etc., leaving the shirt with only the top half intact and the bottom half missing, thus showing a region of midriff. These gnomes are the primary party responsible for the new "crop top" epidemic facing the United States today.
These creatures are thought to be gnomenoid in physiology, but their diets are that which we have never seen before. The digestive tract in most mammals simply cannot create the enzymes necessary to break down fabrics such as cottons and polyesters. However, shirt gnomes, which are thought to be closely related to sock gnomes, seem to have the ability to synthesize such enzymes using outside technologies. This allows them to have a food source with very little competition. The creatures were facing a widespread extinction since the 1980's, but upon synthesizing this new enzyme as well as moving to human-inhabited indoor arenas to avoid predation, have regained a hold of their small, but now thriving, population.
These creatures are thought to be gnomenoid in physiology, but their diets are that which we have never seen before. The digestive tract in most mammals simply cannot create the enzymes necessary to break down fabrics such as cottons and polyesters. However, shirt gnomes, which are thought to be closely related to sock gnomes, seem to have the ability to synthesize such enzymes using outside technologies. This allows them to have a food source with very little competition. The creatures were facing a widespread extinction since the 1980's, but upon synthesizing this new enzyme as well as moving to human-inhabited indoor arenas to avoid predation, have regained a hold of their small, but now thriving, population.
"My closet seems to have been targeted by the shirt gnomes, Dr. Falardio, all of my once very reasonable tops have been torn into crop tops." - females everywhere, 16-25 years of age.
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Person 2: Oh YEAH!? BLUE SHIRT YOUR FACE!!! HA!
Person 1: Confused look on face. Walks off in disappointment and confusion.
Person 2: Oh YEAH!? BLUE SHIRT YOUR FACE!!! HA!
Person 1: Confused look on face. Walks off in disappointment and confusion.
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