fat panda

Short, round, and fat looking female who sun tan brings out the abnormal amount of blond peach fuzz covering her extend belly. Like most pandas found in the wild, they are smilingly cuddly, yet rear and highly dumb. Even though their diet is high in healthy leafy greens they are still morbidly suffering from edema in the truck region.

The region in the world most likely able to sight the fat panda is in Scandinavia, Norway, Oslo, BI. Coloring is odd, dark leather skin and blond hair of the head or torso. Rejects male company in its lair. highly emotional and lacking is street smarts. likelihood of living a miserable life is high...

by horete bjørn January 9, 2011

panda nipples

Circular pattern of chest hair around the nipples on a dark-haired white guy. Usually when the chest hair is only around the nipples. Named for the way it resembles a panda's dark eyespots on a white background.

The first time I saw Will Clark topless, all I could think was "Jaysus, he's got some serious panda nipples!"

by Mercy July 24, 2008

Panda Face

When a man ejaculates on a black woman's face, thus creating a panda face.

I panda faced that bitch last night son.

Song: Come on wit dat panda face,

come come come on wit dat panda face
I skeet skeet on dat black girls face,

now now shes got that panda face.

by Tommy Tommy salami October 5, 2010

Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck

Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 5, 2009

pre-panda

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.

The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.

I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.

by Oilrag September 29, 2009