monkey puzzle

Also known as a black transvestite - one that is very feminine and suited to the transvestual environment wearing a lot of, but not excessive make-up. Can be very confusing to a Briggsy when plied with alcohol. This term can also be applied when observing a wealthy black individual who has made his wealth legally.

I fancy those two dancing over there, they're quite fit. Don't you realise they're trannies? Oh, right, I am quite drunk I guess. Don't use drink as your excuse mate, you're a tranny chaser and don't deny it. You're the victim of a monkey puzzle.

by The Lady in the Lake September 12, 2008

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monkey Hanger

A person coming from Hartlepool or supporting the football club Hartlepool United (the greatest football team in the world) This refers to an incident during the Napoleonic wars when a French ship sank off the Hartlepudlian coast. The only suvivor was the ships monkey which was assumed to be French ashe (or she was talking gibberish) , tried for treason against the British crown and promptly hanged. So there Still it's better than being a fookin' Darlo fan (up yer ass George)

Monkey hangers are the greatest people in the world unlike Mackems and Darlo fans both of whom smell since they don't wash

by aussie bristol chick September 22, 2003

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Monkey D Luffy

That guy who can kick your ass anyday when he feels like it/when he's not hungry(never)/make fun of him/make fun of his friends/pee in his eye.

Oh, and he'll become king of the pirates. Don't belive me? Go ask the 500+ people who's ass he kicked.

"Shit, I wanted to become king of the pirates, then Luffy totally just shoved a wooden board up my ass."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

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