12 definitions by Kooper113

He is not lovable. I fuckin hate him... He is, by far, the hardest bullshit I've ever gone through. Untill I figured out that stupid-ass pattern. I hate you, I hate you Igniz!!! Also known as Alucard with God powers. Seriously, do a google image search or something.
"Alucard = Igniz"
"He is really easy. Seriously."
by Kooper113 August 29, 2004
100% proof that Sephiroth triumphs over Cloud after FF7's story, for he still lives, in another world...
"Come on... It's Sephiroth, I mean, all he did was cut his hair and stuff..."
by Kooper113 August 29, 2004
A cheap ripoff of Mewtwo. I mean, they both come from space.. And.. Um... Wait, no they don't... Uhh... Shit... They're uh.... Both are psychic! But Mewtwo came first! What a rip off!!!
"Mewtwo has gone through Mako Energy. Deoxys is a little bitch from space. Mewtwo wins."
by Kooper113 August 29, 2004
Always within his older brothers shadow, Luigi is always "Player #2." He likes long walks on the beach, his hat hand washed, and brutally murdering mutant turtle dragons. He'd do anything to get into the spotlight for just once.
"It's-a me, a-Luigiiiiiii!!!!!"
by Kooper113 August 30, 2003
The greatest enemy I've ever seen since.. Ever. Robots are so cool, Sonic isn't, so if you put them together, you get the most awesome thing ever. Metal Sonic could kick your ass, your mom's ass, and even his own if he wanted to.
Sonic hasn't defeated Metal Sonic so far, but will he ever...?

No. No he won't.
by Kooper113 August 29, 2004
The evil USSR dictator who was defeated by none other than Jack Frost. Since he has no friend, he carrues around a puppet named Doby no matter where he is.
"me is Koolber, me crush Americans! Right Doby? Why yes sir Koobler!"

by Kooper113 August 30, 2003
A cool swordsman who uses three swords. Don't even bother trying to fight him, you'll lose. I mean it. What? What cheese? I have no idea what you're talking about.
"Zoro has three swords... He can also kill people who ride on little wheel things... And clowns... And stuff... He's cool."
by Kooper113 August 29, 2004