MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess

It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink

"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"

by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024

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Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning

The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.

Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"

by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024

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Sean Kalima

A very tall blonde guy with a gorgeous unc bod. often seen in work trousers or on apex legends.

that guy reminds me so much of sean kalima. i love his belly

by BobTim August 21, 2025

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Jashan Kalkat

Sensational.Insatiable.Nerd

That guy's such a jashan kalkat, all he does is read he never leaves the house, count nerdicus.

by polys41903 December 31, 2025

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Myloh and kaliya

Have you seen kaliya bc myloh they so cute I heard kaliya be dog walkin him 😂 kaliya so beautiful kind loving and myloh I js kno his dick big but anyways they just meant for each other also they js everything I love that couple

Myloh and kaliya that babyyyyy

by Myloh and kaliya November 21, 2023

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