Jesus 

Slang
hay-SUS/JeSUS
1. Fruity, Gay
Used against people named jesus or jesús

Jesus: Hey lets snuggle bro
Jim: Mannn your acting hella jeSUS

Jesus by SunRoseGiggles March 9, 2022

Jesus 

Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God.

Chaos%: *Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus*
Person2: *sings Jesus song*

Jesus by EmilyChi March 13, 2022

Jesus 

Jesus is our savior and our God. He loves us God

Guy one: hey man are you going to church

Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus

Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in

Jesus by Rose1320 March 14, 2022

Jesus 

A sussy baka

I saw Jesus in cafe with moses

Jesus by hgi;uEkcgórd2kn34<vcn.${PROUVC March 21, 2022

Jesus 

Guy with the Thickest biggest cock you’ll ever see. Thinking His name makes you moan. Woman love him and men are jealous of him.

You’re such a jesus!

Jesus by Queen queefa March 22, 2022

Jesus 

A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.

I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.

Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.

I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.

I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'

Jesus by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022

Jesus 

My lord and savior.

"Jesus is my lord and savior"
"Mine too bro, thanks be to god"
"Amen"

Jesus by poopsock. March 31, 2022