joog

Kind of like mate for aboriginals. Like when Australias get angry they can be like "fuck off mate." Aboriginals can be like "Fuck off joog"

Keep your kids off my lawn joog! Dey be stealin ma newspapers der joog!

by thejoogerjoogyjoogjoog February 8, 2008

joodle

a person who likes to print porn pics of the internet and stick them to his fore head.

liam fletcher

by bell cheese May 22, 2003

Joost

A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.

"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"

by Peldon March 25, 2004

Joonan

When someone looks sexy

Man he's a rite joonan

by Joonan October 8, 2003

joompu

a japanese cookie that when eaten, gives you gas and heartburn.

Daniel: hey martin wanna try these new japanese cookies?

Martin: OOOO i want cookie!!!

next day

Martin: Dude, that joompu gave me serious gas. and i dont know if it was the cookie, but i got a nasty heartburn.

by pietrzak February 4, 2007

joonja

snatch, monkey, vagigi, vagina, pussy, beaver, your first home

Her mini skirt was sooo short you could just about see her joonja!

by BaldBuhda August 18, 2008

Joosified

Feeling nice off of a Joose beverage, or several.

I was so Joosified last night. I don't remember a thing.

by KroniKaBUSEr May 4, 2010