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that joo jacob, just joo'd me outta my chains.
joo'd by Al Downes November 9, 2008

JoO_GoT_PoOn'D 

Phrase used to talk trash down to noobs that think they are the shit, but they are not; Former "KiLLa" clan member from the game "Starcraft". #1 fan of Valve game company. You can find me playing CS, TFC, NS, CZ, DOD and HLDM2 on STEAM.

Also, look up JoO GoT PoOn'D
1. "Man dawg, JoO_GoT_PoOn'D"

2. "Wow dewd, JoO_GoT_PoOn'D"
JoO_GoT_PoOn'D by JoO_GoT_PoOn'D December 14, 2004

JoO GoT PoOn'D 

Phrase used to talk trash down to noobs that think they are the shit, but they are not; Former "KiLLa" clan member from the game "Starcraft". #1 fan of Valve game company. You can find me playing CS, TFC,NS, CZ, DOD and HLDM2 on STEAM.

Also, look up JoO_GoT_PoOn'D
1. "Man dawg, JoO Got PoOn'D!"

2. "Wow dewd, JoO GoT_PoOn'D just raped us!"
JoO GoT PoOn'D by JoO_GoT_PoOn'D December 14, 2004

Papa Joo Dominos 

Papa Joo Dominos is a 27 year old male who works at Dominos making and delivering pizzas. He has blue hair, which is in a new style everyday and always wears a hat. His physical appearance is dirty beat up Vans, jeans and a faded red white and blue triangle patterned sweatshirt over his black Dominos shirt, and a stubby beard. He is also a drug addict and alcoholic with sleep insomnia and depression. Usual papa Joo is quiet and doesn't communicate with anyone but his dog, which he secretly snuck into his dirty rundown apartment, JoJoo. JoJoo is a cocker spaniel who sleeps all day. Fun, right. Well one day while Papa Joo is making pizzas, a mysterious green girl comes in and speaks with the manager. He watches very closely and finds out she wants a job. Not long after, the girl whose name is SNAKU is introduced to Papa Joo. Papa Joo has Love-at-first-sight-syndrome and loves SNAKU at first sight. But of course since he's antisocial, he carn't tell her that. After many weeks Papa Joo gets snapchat and asks SNAKU if she has it. SNAKU says yes and thus starts a journey of Papa Joo and SNAKU.
I hope I never become a Papa Joo Dominos
Papa Joo Dominos by Papa Joo Dominos December 31, 2017

joo ded foo 

slang for ded. Yes D E D dead. As in rigor mortis.
joo ded foo, joo ded
joo ded foo by D'Shay March 7, 2003

liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz

inability to spell a single word right.
Me: hey whats up dude?
Friend: wuzzup d@wg
Me: what do u think of me
Friend: liek omg joo r teh kewl d00d0rz
Me: ...thx
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